John Butler // James Bond

There have been a lot of incidents in my life I would like never to repeat. High on that list: traveling by MTN with a small child. It is not at all surprising that Jamie thought the whole thing was great sport.

Would the person or persons who have borrowed my wife please return her immediately. In one undamaged not thoroughly pissed off piece, if at all possible. Otherwise, you and I shall have to have words.

Thank you.

One of you Agency bastards skipped out on your tab. You know who you are. Don't think I won't find you, even if it meant I have to start using this dreadful thing again.

( No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die... )